Please proceed to do whatever you want, as long as it does not conflict with the laws of any country.
Adult humans must maintain a beard unless they don’t want to.
If you do not know how to play chess and would like to learn, the Naczelny Wielebny Makaron (The Chief Noodle Reverend) will teach you!
Anyone may pastize (like baptize, but with pasta) a new convert by boiling one pasta noodle of any type, slapping the convert on the nose with the noodle, and then presenting the noodle to the convert, who then eats it, representing the consumption of the body of his Noodley Goodness. Follow that procedure by consuming one shot of any liquid of the new member’s choice.
Join a weird denomination of a church based on spaghetti, because, why not?
The FSM
We believe religion—say Christianity, Islam, or Pastafarianism
—does not require literal belief to provide spiritual enlightenment. Much of the transcendent experience of religion can be attributed to the community. While some members of religion are indoctrinated True Believers, many are not. There are many levels of Belief, and each is no more or less legitimate than the other. That is to say, you do not have to Believe to be part of our Church, but we hope you will eventually see the Truth. Skepticsand members of other religions, are always welcome.
(Adapted from: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Webpage; click below!)
The Eight "I'd Really Rather you Didnt's"
His Noodly Goodness Provided 8 Condiments to Consider Employing in Your Daily Life
